Happy Cat Family

Hi folks, Hope here!
You read it right - I took TWO baths today! NOT ONE, but TWO, TWO! That is why I am protesting by hiding under the bed, and meowmy will not see my cute face tonight outside AT ALL!
Here is what happened folks, I am so mad! So mad, I tell ya!
Well, a week ago or so I decided to not eat any dry food anymore - only eat stinky goodness... You see, I ALWAYS only ate stinky goodness, only recently meowmy started transitioning me to 50/50.
Anyways, meowmy noticed I was boycotting the dry stuff, and forced me to eat it, and then... Bam! I got the runs! I got it bad too! I got the runs all over my bum, my legs, and I was running around the house all pooped and stuff... Well... W-H-A-T did she expect from me, folks? It is her fault!
So she grabbed me, and gave me my first bath.
She also gave me some powdered stuff to make my tommy feel better (meowmy says it's called bene-bac)...
Well... A while later... There I go again... Bam! More poop! Oh, meowmy was so mad, I ran around spreading poop everywhere... On the cat tree, the window sill, the cat bed... Until that she got me again!
Folks, TWO BATHS IN ONE DAY! What is wrong with this human! That is torture!
But you see, I am better than her, Not only I protest by hiding under the bed, but I spit all over her bath! Just to make sure she she knows WHO is the boss here! Shesh!