Bugsy here to report that an unidentified flying object was seen this morning flying over Texas skies at super high speeds. It looked just like Hope inside of a tracking toy type contraption - but don't be fooled! If you see it, report it immediately to authorities! There is a high risk of catnapping for experiment of a potent drug called catnip, furminator testing, cat wheels, giant cat trees and kibble and stinky goodness tasting.
There are reports the cat aliens are armed with laser pointers and dangerous. Call 9-1-1 immediately.